Random kepanatan~

Gambar ini izan menjadi hantu hitam..kuasanya ialah..'MEMARAKKAN MATA'..hanya dgn memarakkan matanya..nescaya akan lemah tubuh badan..ani telah menjadi mangsanya..takziah d ucapkan..
Wajah artis izan sebelum dan selepas make-up..(zan takutku meliat..cam bukan kau)

Semasa artis izan di temu ramah..

Nda kami tau kami bahapa nadz ah hahahahaha

hahahahahaha nda ku tau apa captionnya hahahaha menipun org kebakaran kali..y-chun ngalih mengxplain..c syamie senyum ganya hahahaha

Paparazzi shot. Gambar datin yg baru turun dari makhamah besar, regarding her kes cerai dgn dato'..telah memengagi pampasan sebnyk $5 millions..(I bet she's happy, she didnt want her picture to be taken)

Mandi Bunga

I know a lot of people are busy meeting deadlines right now. But you have to get some time to relax. Chill chill bah. Jangantah kan stress-stress ani hehe. Today's post is about mandi bunga. Although I don't know much about it but below are some of the important stuff you need (I think lah...).

Firstly, flowers of course. You can either use fresh flowers or wilted flowers. Since I cannot find any fresh flowers, I just use some flowers yang layu dah di dapur kami ah tapi kalau di usai-usai bulih jadi lawa jua lah hehe. (Sebenarnya ada pulang bunga di luar, tapi malas ku kan mengambil...sajuk bah di luar atu.. I prefer to stay in my room yang kana ucap cam tropical country...ok apa tropical country...).

Dried flowers turned into pot-pourri (decorated by Ani)

Secondly, you need aying untuk mandi and aying bejampi. These are also some of the main ingredients pasal kalau nada nda cia kna panggil 'mandi' bunga, kana panggil tidur bunga cia or makan bunga... Kamu pernah makan bunga? masa damit dulu aku pernah...nda pulang ku tau untuk apa tu...lapas ku makan bunga atu kan... atu wah....emm...forget about it. Back to where I left off..

Aying yang kana jampi (banarnya aying paip pulang ganya ni...gambar sekadar hiasan)

Finally, kamu mesti ada orang tua untuk mandikan kamu. Kalau kan suruh orang muda bulih pulang tapi nda cia sama cam orang mandi bunga banar-banar hehe.

Orang tua modelled by ____ (to protect her identity, I cannot mention her name here but I can tell you personally if you want to know...hehehe *evil smile*)

Additional items:
1. Kain batik. To add some traditional elements for the mandi bunga is by wearing kain batik. For the guys, you can wear kain pelikat.

With its flowery design, it's a perfect wear for a flowery bath

2. Perfume. If the result of mandi bunga does not make you flowery scented, don't worry. You can just spray a bit of perfume and there you have it. Mana jua orang tau tu hehe ;)

If you don't have any perfume, this type of perfume is the best alternative. The good thing about this perfume is that it got essential oils for therapy and cleansing material giving you this great fresh feeling after bath =)

I hope you'll enjoy reading this post. Kalau kan mencuba mandi bunga ani, jangan pulang di ikut caraku ani. Talor jua tu kalau kan diikutkan hehehe :p. Good luck doing work everyone~ :)

Bangas dah...

Since Izan blogged about food in our blog, I just feel like doing the same thing. Below is a new recipe named Tombolan Si Asam Aur-Aur cake (Izan's idea hehe). Actually we were thinking another name for the cake but it was too explicit for our readers...FYI, this blog is rated 18- =P

Instructions:
Firstly, you have to have a human to make this cake. You must also have some money and a bus ticket to Asda (alternatively you can use a bus pass or a pair of legs to walk there).Got everything already? Let's start. You ask the human to go to Asda, walk (you can run if you want to) to the place where they sell cakes. Pick up the one called Toffee Cheese something something (i don't remember the real name actually). Go to the cashier and pay for the cake. Now, you can enjoy the deliciousness of the cake hehe. Isn't it easy? Try it yourself =).

Below are some overdue photos from International Night.

Datin-datin with their spouse

Meet the fans session

As usual...panat photos

When we went home that night, we noticed something scary...

Winners of look-alike contest

During early March, we went to Asda to do our groceries shopping. The taxi driver who sent us home told us to go shopping more often, not just once a month which we always do hehe.

Syamim with our overloaded trolley and basket (sorry mim, i only put your photo because you looked cute holding that basket hehe)

That's all for now. I'm trying to break my record of two-days essay-ing (reading, researching, writing) to just one day. Although there's no prize for doing that. Oh well, life must go on. To everyone out there who are stressed with work right now, I advise you guys to relax. Just like what my lecturer said to me regarding the upcoming test, "Relax...you don't need to remember the equations in the lectures. You just have to relax...". That's what I'm doing right now. I hope it can make me pass the test.

P/S: Don't listen to my advice. Ajaran sesat tu.

Jejaka that makes Superbini weak.

Superhaji.

Unexpectedly, someone came to our house today. Tekajut ku ada orang mengatuk tabuk bilik ku..kali ku toleh..ada lelaki in topi haji terabang and melambai aku dgn senyuman lebar..I was like..sapa g ni? then I opened my window and he let himself in..he introduced himself as Superhaji..superbini's bf..he said ia kerumah ani kan menyampaikan hajat superbini..he said superbini asked him to bagi us the belacan kg. sungai akar..katanya nyaman.. superbini was not be able to come because she was busy saving the world.. so apa lagi.. I took the opportunity to interview superhaji ani lah..hehe grabbed my camera, pen and paper..he didnt mind doing the interview..here is how the interview went..

Me: so superhaji..how u doing?how's everything?
Superhaji: Oh, everything is great! I used to be busy saving the Arab world, but with Superbini taking over some of my roles & responsibilities, all I do now is cut grass for the elderly muslims and some other charity work like building mosques and tidying up graveyards.

Me: hahaha..well its good to know..superbini seems very helpful..superhaji..whats ur special power?
Superhaji: My special power huh? All superheroes have similar special powers like being able to fly, run fast, fight the bad guys etc. My specialty? I am able to drive and dodge through the heavy traffic in my Super Kijang and get to the scene of the crime on time!

Me: superhaji..may I know where you & superbini actually live?D brunei kah?
Superhaji: Oh, I can't actually tell you where Superbini lives because if I do, I'm afraid I may have to kill you & confiscate your computer. But you'll be pleased to know that I live not far from Masjid SOAS, so if there's any emergency distress calls for me, all I have to do is deploy from there. Lagipun, Masjid SOAS is a beautiful mosque with a beautiful architecture and a great place for a superhero like me to bertapa & Ibadah.

Me: ok superhaji..kami kurang pasti bnrnya hubungan kita dgn superbini atu..apa kita kan bnrnya..wife or gf or fiance?
Superhaji: Owh, sebenarnya kan, si Superbini atu is my *ahem* 3rd cousin So iatah kami ani inda berapa rapat banar. Tapi we do get together once in a while arah makan-makan keluarga kalau ia inda berapa sibuk fulfilling her duties saving the world.

Me: haha..how did u approach her?
Superhaji: What do you mean how did I approach her? She's my 3rd cousin! Tanya lah parents nya. They approached each other and Superbini was the result of their approaching each other.

Superhaji: Let me ask you, who is your favourite superhero other than me & Superbini?
Me: hahaha good one..umm..thats easy three blind mice and three little pigs..=)
Superhaji: I didn't even know those characters were superheroes. Member dari Hero Association yang lain mengkali.
Me: well, they are my heroes =) hahaha

Me: I believe pembaca-pembaca di luar sana tertanya-tanya..when do you think you'll get married? Hehe
Superhaji: The "M" word huh? Dalam dunia 21st Century ani, payah sebenarnya kan mencari jodoh, especially kalau banar-banar mau isteri yang solehah among the girls of today. Lagipun, kalau kan kawin, mesti kawin untuk Tuhan, bukan sekadar untuk hubungan seks saja.

Superhaji: Anyway, its almost time untuk sembahyang and buka sungkai. Do you know that I have to puasa everyday? Perhaps we can meet up for drinks another time. I have a new concoction - aing zam zam + cranberry cordial and a small dish of kurma.

Me: oh well, too bad we didn’t have much time..but then again at least saya dan para pembaca d luar sana sudah tidak tertanya-tanya lagi tentang jejaka yang telah berjaya merebut dan menawan hati superbini =)..its nice to chat with u..n kimsalam superbini ah..thank you for the belacan ja..
Superhaji: Ok. Bisai-bisai Dayang Syamim. Sekian, terima kaseh dan assalamualaikum warah matullahi wabarakatuh.

When I was going to thank him again..he flew out of my window dengan cepat sekali into his Super Kijang. I was also gonna ask him kan menyampati..kan betanya siapakah dia sebenarnya..

Who is he?

P.s: The Superhaji was played by wafi..hehe and picture jua hehe thanx wafi. Interviewed through msn actually nya hahaha.

Old Trafford!!

Tuesday, 13/3, me, izan, kash, farihah, chip & lyds skipped classes for the sake of football hahahaha..we went to watch Man U vs Europe XI arah Old Trafford hehe. me , izan & farihah took the 7.10 am bus to London, which means need to wake up early, farihah came to our house along with his two heroes for that day SYAMIE & Y-CHUN hehe sanggup dgnkn farihah dtg kul 6 pg hehe..we had breakfast and took picutures before jalan hehe..arrived d London at aroun 10am..the next bus to Manchester was kul 11am..so what we did batah menuggu the next bus kami jalan-jalan kekadai hahahaha mencuba-cuba baju..n shadess hahaha..nada keraja kami ah hahaha panat..

see how jobless we were..haha nada org pagi2 d kadai ah

we arrived d Manchester at around 3pm..the bus yg we naik was fulled dgn org muda2 yg hendak menonton perlawaan itu..hehe masa d bus atu jua..udahth panuh..ada tia jua org bekantut bebau lagi tu hahahahahaha tutup idung...hehe met fadz at the bus station hehe

The ticket.

Met Chip + his sister, nabs( kekasih ku) , fillah, matten, kash n lyds d luar stadium hehehe..masa kan ke stadium hahaha mcm2 berlaku..involved lots of running form one bus to the other..all buses to Old Trafford were full blk2 kami kana lintasi ganya..hahaha so...ke bus station kami (me,fadz, izan and farihah)..berabut masuk bus..himpit2..hahaha sampai aku tekapit pintu bus setangah badan dlm bus setangah nda hahahaha baik jua ada c farihah jadi heroin ku mlm atu menarik aku keluar hahaha kalau nda aku sorang saja masuk tu hahaha..basically that night it was all about the law of the jungle, survival of the fittest hahahaha walaupun kami pendek2 tapi dpt jua masuk bus hahaha..motto kami malam atu takkan melayu hilang d dunia hahahaha apakan lame hehehe..akirnya dgn usaha penat lelah kami kami berjaya sampai ke Old trafford hehehe..the game was fun hehe siukkk berabish hehe teriak2 haha kami yg emosi kalah org putih hahahaha..n all the penonton buat wave hahaha siukkk n lawa hehehe..here are some pictures from that night..enjoy...

Tengok bertapa khusyuk nya mereka menonton hahahahaha

Fadz

Kegembiraan terserlah d senyuman kami hahahahaha

'Bagus..' kata izan hahahahaha

Some of the rombongan as kash said hahahaha

Gambar kekasih ku (nabs) jgn jeles ani hahahaha

Azariah. Mizah. hehe akhiranya bejumpa hahaha mizah & fuad were so kind, durang antar kami ke bus station =) thank you..

On the way blk...izan tdur dgn lenanya hahaha jike perhatikan benar2 dahinya berkerut semasa tdur..mungkin sedang bermimpi buruk hahahahaha

lawa d bunga-bunga di tepi jalan hehe

We arrived d Canterbury kul 9 pagi..hehe oh yea we took the 1.30am bus & dtg kul 9 pagi hahaha sanggal jua punggung duduk ganya..hahaha when we arrived me n izan singgah ke tesco bli barang sikit den liat2 n cuba2 kasut hahahah sampat g tu cam nda mengalih ganya hahaha we singgah kadai Labisah to bli some herb hehehe udah blk ke rumah ampar..hahah i slept till 2pm hehehe den bgn tdur masak...

masak buttermilk chicken hahaha my first attempt main hantam nada barangnya complete g tu hahaha and thanx ani for dgnkan aku hehe..thou nda senyaman buttermilk nyonya..its the closest buttermilk chicken i got here =( p syukur th hahahaha...awu...lain usulnya buttermilk chicken ku atu hahahahahaha

The End.

p.s:oh yea..Man U won..4-3 hehehe

ROTI SI DAYANG SENANDUNG

Bertemu kita lagi,dlm rancangan mari memasak kanak2 bhagia.."Ella dan Elly"...Today, actually ive got loadzz of work to do...But sokie,sja kan membuang masa yg sudah terbuang..whaha

Resipi utk hari ini, ialah ROTI Si DAYANG SENANDUNG:

Ramuannya:

*Sekeping roti (recommended white bread to make it more obvious)

*Nutella

*6 biji anggur

Cara-cara membuatnya:

Toast the bread abt 1 min, then potong kpd 2 bhagian.Then,sapukan nutella pda 1 bhgian dan satu g biarkan kosong. Kemudian,simpan diatas pinggan putih susun 6 biji anggur sehingga nmpk berseri..

mudah dan cepat...Selamat Mencuba.

Bunga Tanjung si Dara Pingitan..

Ramuannya:
*Beberapa biji telur rebus (sesuka hati)
*Lada giling
*Kayu manah
*Bawang basar,putih,halia etc
*Mixed Vegeable (green peas,corn,carrot) Recommanded Brand Tesco
*Bunga Lawang (sebagai hiasan)
*Sos Tomato (sos maggi,nyman lah)

baiklah puan2 dan tuan2..
Cara-cara membuatnya:
Mula2 tumis bawang-bawangan sehingga kekuningan dan sehingga megeluarkan bau yg harum,then, masukan kayu manah together with the lada giling about 2 table spoons.(siapa suka padas tambh lagi lah)..then,tumis sehingga baunya harum,then masuk kan 2 cawan air then masukan sos tomato maggi..dan dboil selama 10 minit.kemudian..masukan Mixed vegetables...kemudian masak tia...masukan telur yg drebus tadi atu dlm mangkuk besar,dan pour the kuah kedlm bekas mangkuk ini bersama2 telur rebus itu..Hiasi telur rebus dgn bawang merah(potong bulat2) hiasi datas telur ini...Yg paling penting sekli,jgn lupa,simpan Bunga lawang (penambah Seri) dtengah2 telur rebus itu,then tecipta lah..jeng2... "Bunga Tanjung Yg mmna dcipta oleh 4 dara 26 bramshaw rd"...Finally,ella dan elly buleh buat resepi special dlm Ceta ALONG,so,kami pun bleh..hehehhe(apakan..lame...!)heheheh...
Terima lah..resepi BUNGA TANJUNG SI DARA PINGITAN.
Insyallah,jiklo umur panjg,kita berjumpa g dtempat dan waktu yg sma dgn resepi yg baru lagi..insyallah...Bubye..
selmat mencuba...

Superwoman!

Special Pose from the Superwoman only exclusive to this blog readers.

We, the 26 Bramshaw residents were visited by the underdog superwoman. She came to visit us because ia teseliur kan makan masakan Brunei, especially sambal pusu belacan c zan. so we hidangi her sambal with nasi..nyaman makan nya membg rawan hati..after we ate together we interviewed her..the interview went like this:

Me: So super-bini hows eveything?
Superwoman: everything is good..went well..im taking my day off today..u noe from saving the worlds from org2 jahat..

Me: what are u up to lately?
Superwoman: not much..just wondering around the world..save people lives..the usual stuffs..but i can say that i;ve been more busy since Bush's administration compared to masa Clinton's punya..

Me: y is that?

Superwoman:sal kan..since 9/11..bnyk nyusahkan lah ia atu..kan imperila power tia bahapa tia..malas ku beceta..

Me: (dlm hati ku...cam nda ikhlas jua eh..kata2)

Superwomen: hey..i can also read people's mind..

Me:umm..well what do u do for fun?

Superwoman: I love to watch cartoons!! =)) simpsons especially..family guy..american dad..but now sasak ku sedikit..salnya katun-katun yg ku suka atu kana removed from allfg.org dah..*sigh*..but hey..simpsons the movie is out soon..hehe sama2 meliat ah..ada ku terabang blk ke brunei tu nanti...

Me: super-bini hpw ur love life? ada kita be bf kh?ada super-laki?
Superwoman: =)..malu ku kau betanya mcm ani ani eh..hehhehe..biarlah rahsia =)

Me: Hawar tah kita plng..jgn mcm miani ani..hehehe (when i was to ask her more questions...)
Superwoman: (tpnnya bebunyi..katanya it from the Mayor (yg ceta katun powerpuff girls ah)..town nya and powerpuffs girls in danger so he wanted her to help..) bah mim..jalan ku dulu ah..kawan kud townsville in danger..nanti lagi ku dtg melawat kamu..nice sambal btw..thank you!

then superwoman terus keluar dari jendela bilik ku..before aku sempat berkata apa-apa..too bad..i was gonna ask her to reveal her secret identity..to buka her veil sedikit..I guess im just gonna ask her udah she come to visit us again..sorry to dissapoint u guys..nanti ku mengurik cetanya g..

During the interviewed. Pemalu ia ani bnrnya..

Who is she??